at my “new” job i work with a guy named ben. he likes turkey sandwiches, pistachios, and the city of chicago. he’s really a genius and i think i heard he was worth 49 million dollars give or take some.
i’m hungry. today i brought yogurt and granola for lunch and when i was about to eat it i realized it was expired by one day. yes one day…i realize most normal people would have eaten it anyway but i have a weird thing with expiration dates. i won’t eat stuff the day before it expires. so i had some granola and cheese nips for lunch. jealous?