WHO turns in skid marked underwear to the lost and found (not me)?! WHO thinks it’s a good idea to actually put turned in skid marked underwear in the lost and found instead of the trash (not me)?! WHO couldn’t find her running capris the other day and looked through said lost and found and while digging around happened to discover and touch said skid marked underwear (me)?!
but seriously, y’all…where are my running capris?